POOGATE !!! MATCH ABANDONED DUE TO SOMEONE POOING IN THE REFS SHOE

North Yorkshire Football Match Goes Down the Pan After Referee Finds Poo in Shoe

In one of the strangest match abandonments the beautiful game has ever seen, a North Yorkshire football fixture was flushed down the drain at half-time after the referee found a steaming surprise in his shoe.

The York Football League Premier Division clash between Old Malton St Mary’s and Malt Shovel was already a spicy affair, with controversial penalties and a 2-1 lead for Malt Shovel at the break. But things really hit the fan—or rather, the foot—when the referee slipped his foot into what he thought was his trusty black Nike trainer… and got more than just athlete’s foot.

Yes, someone had literally pooed in his shoe. Not metaphorically. Not figuratively. Just… literally. A foul of the most foul variety.

Understandably shaken and probably holding back both tears and retching, the ref decided to blow the final whistle early, citing safety concerns. Honestly, who could focus on offside calls after toeing a turd?

The North Riding Football Association has launched a full investigation into what’s being dubbed “Poogate,” and they’re determined to get to the bottom of it. If the culprit is found to be linked to either club, there could be fines, points deductions, or a firm suggestion that someone needs a very long timeout.

Footage of the incident (yes, there’s footage) has since gone viral on TikTok, racking up over three million views—and possibly just as many gag reflexes. One still image even showed the offending deposit nestled snugly inside the shoe. We’re not saying it’s art, but it’s certainly… something.

Old Malton groundsman Adam Newell expressed his dismay on X (formerly Twitter):
“Well in all my days being involved with football I am mind blown as to the actions of some individuals. Our match was abandoned at halftime as when the ref went into his changing rooms someone had [poo emoji] in his trainers. I seriously wonder the mentality of people.”

The North Riding FA responded:
“North Riding FA were made aware of an incident that took place on Saturday and the referee was immediately offered support… The matter is currently being investigated by the discipline teams at North Riding FA and West Riding FA and no further comment can be made.”

Until then, players, fans, and the internet alike are left asking one pressing question:
Who dropped the log in the locker room?

Footage of the incident which has been widely shared on social media can be found HERE